Today's roast level: 2/10
You're not as exciting as a beige wall, but you're not as dull as a beige wall either. You're just... beige.
Here's a link to a slightly more thrilling page: Low-Bore Roast or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could try the High-Bore Roast. But let's be real, they're not like, that great.
You know what they say: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And then again. And then just give up because you're never going to be good at this."