Welcome to Scorching Bore, where the only thing we're good at is being utterly, completely, and totally unimpressive.
We're like the fire that's been burning for years, but not actually accomplishing anything. It's just a flame of mediocrity, flickering in the wind.
Read about our Overly-Average Team to learn more about our team's lack of talent and skill.
Check out our Unremarkable Achievements for a list of our completely forgettable accomplishments.
Don't forget to follow us on social media: We're on Twitter... somewhere.