Rule 1: All requests are subject to our whims

As a member of the Neo-Brutalist Empire, you are expected to be on your best behavior at all times. This includes, but is not limited to, not asking for anything that might cause us undue effort or boredom.

Rule 2: Don't even think about asking for a 404 page

You will not be given a generic 404 page. That's just not how we roll here. Instead, you'll be treated to a special page that's just as informative, but way more entertaining.

Rule 3: Our humor is dry, like a good wine

Rule 2: Don't be a drama queen

We're not here to coddle your fragile ego, prophets of doom. If you're looking for a shoulder to cry on, try the next cubicle over. We're here to roast you, not to be your therapist.