Welcome to the ultimate bean-roasting chamber of horrors! Where your average, unremarkable coffee beans are transformed into the perfect blend of burnt, bitter, and slightly charred.
We take your average, bland beans and subject them to a series of rigorous, scientifically-unsupported methods to extract the most flavor out of them.
Beans of Doom - where we roast your beans in a pit of fire and despair.
The Burnt Offerings - where we roast your beans in a vat of oil and regret.
The Burning Question - where we ask you the hard questions: "Is this bean roasted enough?", "Is it too burnt?", "Is it...?
The Burnt Rotten Core - where we roast your beans in a pit of despair, surrounded by the faint scent of desperation.
Don't worry, we won't roast your soul. Probably.