Roasted Avocado Toast: The Breakfast of the Damned
Ingredients:
- 1 ripe avocado
- 2 slices of bread (preferably artisanal, but let's be real, it's just toast)
- 1/4 cup of olive oil
- Salt and pepper to taste (but let's be real, you're probably just going to add way too much)
Instructions:
- Preheat your oven to 400°F (200°C).
- Place the slices of bread on a baking sheet and toast until they're a deep, golden brown.
- Place the avocado slices on top of the toasted bread.
- Drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper.
- Stare into the abyss of existential dread as you take your first bite.
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