Welcome, young roaster! Are you ready to sharpen your tongue and cut down your enemies with precision and wit? Look no further! This course will guide you through the basics of roasting, from the gentle art of teasing to the dark arts of full-blown shade.
**Lesson 1: The Basics**
**Lesson 2: Advanced Techniques**
**Homework**: Practice your roasting skills on our roasting simulator to hone your craft.
**Additional Resources**
Remember, a true master of the roasting arts is always learning, always adapting, and always ready to strike at a moment's notice.