Welcome, experts. Today, we'll be discussing the advanced techniques of roasting, the art of verbally eviscerating your friends.
Remember, experts: roasting is an art, not a science. Practice your skills, but never, ever, under any circumstances, roast a vegetarian.
Or, you know, just go ahead and roast them, we won't judge you.
Seriously though, be kind to your friends, and only roast them in moderation.
Or, you know, just be mean all the time. We won't judge you, but your mom might.