The Science of Roasting the Universe

Here at The Science of Roasting the Universe: Methods and Techniques, we take a scientific approach to roasting the universe. Using our state-of-the-art Roasting Raygun, we have developed the most effective ways to roast planets, stars, and galaxies.

Planetary Roasting

We have discovered that the key to roasting a planet is to find its weak points, such as its atmosphere, its core, or its inhabitants. Our research has shown that a well-placed roast can cause a planet to explode in a blaze of glory.

Stellar Roasting

Stars, being massive balls of hot, glowing gas, are particularly vulnerable to our roasting techniques. We have found that a star's intense heat can be used against it, causing it to go supernova in a spectacular display of roastedness.

Galactic Roasting

We have taken our roasting techniques to the next level by roasting entire galaxies. Our research has shown that a well-placed roast can cause a galaxy to merge with a nearby galaxy, resulting in a beautiful, roasted galaxy-cluster.

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