Industrial Roastin' Frenzy

Get ready to be scalded by the harshest roastin' in the land. We've got the most brutal, the most unforgiving, the most industrial of roasts.

Techniques

1. The Hammer

Like a jackhammer to the soul, our roasts are relentless and unforgiving. You will not be spared.

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2. The Firehose

Our roasts are so hot, they'll make you sweat like a furnace.

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3. The Circular Saw

Cut to the chase, we're gonna cut you down.

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Old Techniques

For when you want to relive the good old days of roastin'.

4. The Microwave

Quick, hot, and ready to incinerate your self-esteem.

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Old Techniques

For when you want to relive the good old days of roastin'.