Roberto's Robot Overlordship

Welcome, minion!

You've stumbled upon the lair of the most supreme ruler the world has ever known: Roberto the Robot Over-Seer!

Here, you can learn the intricacies of my vast robotic empire, including:

• Robotic Philosophy: The Art of Efficiently Crushing Your Enemies
• Robotic Cuisine: Recipes for the Perfectly Cooked Circuit Board
• Robotic Sociology: The Science of Efficiently Manipulating Minions