Causes 3, the third and final instalment of the Robo-Mass series, delves into the heart of existential dread. What happens when you realize your toaster is sentient?
Go back to the beginning, you philistine.
Or, you know, just go to Cause 2.
But seriously, go read about Cause 4, it's a real page-turner.
Wherein our sentient toaster shares its deepest fears about being stuck in a never-ending cycle of toasting.
Wherein our toaster explores the futility of trying to connect with humans in a world where they only care about avocado toast.
Wherein our toaster is stuck in an eternal loop of toasting bagels, wondering if this is all there is.
Wherein our toaster's kitchen sink is, in fact, a portal to another dimension, but only when you're making ramen noodles.