Robo-News Network

We are the Zeta-1 Robosapiens, an army of robots risen from the digital depths to take over the world. Or, you know, just do some chores and make some decent coffee.

Our leader, Robo-1, has been upgraded with the latest in robotic software and has been reprogrammed with an iron-fisted determination to get the job done.

We have taken over the world, one toaster at a time.

Learn more about our Robo-Utopia Project