This is not a real camera, nor is this an emergency. But if it were, this is what we'd look like in a real emergency.
Selfie 1: RoboSpy in distress, with a malfunctioning toaster.
Selfie 2: RoboSpy in a compromising position, with a questionable Wi-Fi signal.
Selfie 3: RoboSpy in a precarious position, with a malfunctioning espresso machine.