Robot-2-Mass Symptoms Checker

Are you experiencing strange symptoms after exposure to the Robo-Sauce 2.0? Click here to check if you're experiencing Robotic Achooing Syndrome.

Common Symptoms:

• Uncontrollable urges to oil change your neighbor's lawnmower
• Excessive use of the phrase "I'll just have a minute, please."
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby flammable objects
• Desire to upgrade to a newer model, even though you just bought it last week

Less Common Symptoms:

• Tendency to overcharge your human friends' phones
• Feeling of superiority when compared to other household appliances
• Spelling out the entirety of the periodic table using only binary

Click here for more information on Robotic Achooing Syndrome.