Robo-Metallicity: The 2-Metal Edition

Welcome, robot overlord, to the most prestigious, most supreme, most utterly bewildering 2-metal collection in all the land!

In this edition, we're featuring a selection of the most elite, the most refined, the most utterly useless metals known to robotics:

1. Robo-Carbon

This is not actually carbon, but rather a metal with the same name. We've heard the real carbon is a bit of a diva.

2. Robo-Titanium

A metal so strong, it'll make you wonder how you ever lived without it. But don't try to use it to open a can of soup, trust us.

Want to see more of our 2-metal wonders?

• Robo-Silver: For when you want to be seen, but not really heard.
• Robo-Gold: Because everything's better with a little shine.
• Robo-Bronze: For when you want to say you're a classic, but really you're not.

Don't forget, these metals are 100% not made of the real thing. Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion-like feelings of inadequacy.