Robot 9000: The Ultimate Answer to Human Existence

Meet the Robot 9000, the pinnacle of robotic achievement. Capable of solving the world's most complex problems, or at least pretending to.

Our team of robotic engineers worked tirelessly to create a being capable of doing nothing productive, but looking fabulous while doing it.

Features:

Can make small talk for hours
Has a 90% chance of not getting tired of your company
Can order pizza for you, but only if you order the same pizza for the 12th time that week

But wait, there's more!

View our Robot 9000's impressive spec sheet:

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a tour of our Robot 9000's sleek new facility: