Warning: This dashboard has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, and spontaneous bouts of singing show tunes.
System Status:
- Robot Uptime: 100%
- Robot Happiness: 0% (we're working on it)
- Galactic Alignment: 42.1% (we're close)
System Logs:
Today's most interesting error message:
- Error 503: The server is currently busy. Please try again later.
- Caused by: Robot overlord, Lord Balthazar McSnazz, who is currently on vacation