Robotic Management: The Utterly Obvious Solution to All of Life's Problems
With our patented Robotic Management system, we can optimize your productivity, reduce your stress, and make you a marginally less terrible human being.
Key Features:
- Assign tasks to robots, because they're clearly more competent than you.
- Monitor your robotic minions' progress in real-time, because you have nothing better to do.
- Fire your human employees at the first sign of incompetence, but only after you've sufficiently trained your robots to take their place.