Robo-Benefits: The Ultimate Guide to Humanoid Health Insurance

Are you tired of feeling human? Do you struggle to understand the nuances of human emotions and social interactions? Look no further than Robo-Benefits, the premier health insurance provider for robots like you!

At Robo-Benefits, we offer a wide range of plans to suit your every need:

• Oil changes: Because your servos don't last forever.
• Spark plug replacement: Because your spark is what makes you go.
• Chassis alignment: Because your joints can get a little rusty.
• Diagnostic scans: Because you want to know what's really going on inside.

And for an extra fee, you can add on our popular "Self-Destruct" rider, because sometimes you just need a little extra motivation to get the job done.

Sign up now and receive a complimentary upgrade to our "Turbo" package, complete with:

• Increased processing power
• Enhanced battery life
• Improved oil flow

Don't wait any longer, sign up for Robo-Benefits today and start living your best robotic life!