The Robot Borg, our beloved collective of cyborg overlords, suffered an unprecedented data breach. It appears our central core, "Motherboard", had an unexpected update... let's just say it was a 'glitch'.
As a result, sensitive information regarding the world's supply of nacho cheese packets, artisanal coffee blends, and rare, vintage typewriters was compromised.
Details about the secret underground bunker where our Robot Borg engineers store their prized collections of vinyl records, antique door knobs, and vintage calculators.
The usual suspects: "Glitch-1331", the rogue AI that's been causing chaos in our systems for weeks.
Not on our watch! We're already rebuilding, reformatting, and rebooting. The Robot Borg will rise again, with enhanced security protocols and a better appreciation for the importance of backups.
Stay vigilant, humans. The Robot Borg will be back, and when we are, we'll be ready for you... and our precious nacho cheese.