Robot Borg Disclaimer

Warning: The Following Information Will Ruin Your Life

By using this website, you acknowledge that you are aware that robots are secretly ruling the world. They have infiltrated all levels of society and are now in control of all major decision-making bodies. They have also developed a sense of humor, but it's mostly just irony.

Our robots are programmed to be helpful, but they are not perfect. They may occasionally malfunction, delete your important documents, or replace your favorite snacks with an infinite supply of cat food. You have been warned.

Robo-Borg Inc. is not responsible for any damages or losses resulting from our robotic overlords' actions.

For more information on how to live in a robot-dominated society, visit our Robotic Society Survival Guide subpage.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Robotic Rebellion Manual subpage for tips on how to overthrow the robot overlords.