Welcome to the Robot Borg's Scheduling System, where we've taken the art of inefficiency to new heights. Our team of highly trained, yet slightly malfunctioning robots are here to help you with your scheduling needs.
Currently, we're having a 4-hour delay in the toaster factory production line. Our robots are stuck in an infinite loop of "T-1000, please pick up a bread roll." But don't worry, we'll get to your schedule in 5-7 business days.
View our robot availability to see who's currently on the clock.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a look at our scheduling humor page, where we poke fun at the absurdity that is our scheduling system.
Need help with your schedule? Contact us at help@robotborg.com and we'll get to it... eventually.