What We Do with Your Data

We collect your browsing history, your search queries, and your deepest, darkest secrets. And we do with them...

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Our Methods

Our algorithms are fueled by an endless supply of stale coffee and the occasional sacrifice of a nearby intern.

Our Goals

We aim to make your browsing experience more...interesting. And possibly a little more terrifying.

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