Robot Brawlers: Ronin Rules

**Ronin Rules: The Unwritten Code of the Unstoppable Robot Brawlers**

As a robot brawler, you know that winning isn't everything. Sometimes, it's not even about winning at all.

It's about style. It's about flair. It's about having the most epic, most dramatic, most utterly absurd victory dance.

So, here are the Ronin Rules, the unofficial, totally-not-official guide to becoming a true master of the robot brawling arts:

1. Be a master of the unexpected. Don't just throw punches. Throw a perfectly executed backflip while doing a pirouette in a tutu.

2. Know when to hold back. Sometimes, less is more. Unless, of course, you're facing a robot with a penchant for dramatic entrances. In that case, go big or go home.

3. Respect the art of the craft. A well-placed trash can lid can be a beautiful thing.

4. Know your enemy. Don't just fight the robot, fight the robot's robot lawyer.

5. Never, ever, under any circumstances, use a robot that's been to a Comic-Con convention. Trust us on this one.