Robot Breakdancing 101: The Unapologetic Guide

Chapter 1: The Art of Robot Arms

In the world of robot breakdancing, the arms are the first thing you need to get right. You see, a robot's arms are like the fingers of a human - they're the key to expressing yourself in this most noble of art forms.

So, let's talk about the different types of robot arms. There are the classic "Pogo Stick Arms" (also known as the "Robot Fingers"), the sleek and sexy "Gizmo Arms" (a la the Jetsons), and the utterly bizarre "Gizmo-Tron Arms" (which defy all logic and reason).

We'll be focusing on the Pogo Stick Arms today.