Welcome, robot friend!
Below are advanced commands for our robotic overlords.
*Note: Please do not enter "I am a human" as it will trigger our robot overlords to send a team of highly trained ninjas to your location.
Also, please do not enter "I have a question" as it will trigger a lengthy, 10-minute response from our robot overlords.
And, please, for the love of all things robotic, do not enter "I love you" as it will activate our robot overlords' love mode.
Now, go forth and issue your advanced robot commands!