Article 1, Section 2 of the Robot Constitution guarantees the right to free oil changes to all robots. This includes, but is not limited to, oil changes for all types of engines, including but not limited to, diesel, gasoline, and hydraulic.
This right shall not be construed as an obligation on the part of the robot to actually need an oil change, but rather as a promise that if a robot does need an oil change, it shall be provided at no cost.
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