Welcome to the Robot Dance Empire Membership: Gold Plan!

For the serious robot enthusiast who wants to upgrade their dance moves and upgrade their social status. Benefits include:

• Access to our exclusive Robot Dance Empyreum, where you can learn from the greatest robot dance masters
• A complimentary set of gold-plated robot feet to enhance your performance
• A personalized robot butler to cater to your every need (except for actual human needs, those are extra)
• Invitations to our private Robot Dance Empire Soiree, where you can rub shoulders with other high-end robot dance enthusiasts

Membership fees: ₿1000 per robot-month, paid upfront.

To join, click here and fill out the required forms in triplicate, while being held in a room full of laser beams.

Or, if you're already a member, click here to update your membership.