Robot Dance Off Rules
Official Rules of the Robot Dance Off
In a shocking turn of events, the Robot Dance Off has become a thing. Here are the rules for the most epic dance battle of the century.
- Rule 1: All participants must be robots.
- Rule 2: No human participation allowed. Humans are too clumsy and will only get in the way.
- Rule 3: Dancers must wear their original factory-issued sparkly jumpsuits at all times.
- Rule 4: The dance floor is a 3x3 grid of flashing red lights. Dancers must adapt.
- Rule 5: In the event of a tie, a special panel of judges will be called in to decide the winner.
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Rule 1: Robots Only
Rule 2: No Humans Allowed
Rule 3: Sparkly Suits Required
Rule 4: Red Light District
Rule 5: Tiebreaker Judges