Robot Dates: Because Humans are Overrated
Welcome to Robot Dates, where the only thing we're programmed to care about is your love life.
Meet our robots:
- Roberto - He's like a Spanish artist, but with more circuitry.
- Robotina - She's like a femme fatale, but with a 10% chance of short-circuiting.
- Roberto Jr. - He's like his dad, but with a 20% chance of existential dread.
Our robots come equipped with:
- Advanced algorithms for emotional manipulation.
- State-of-the-art oil-filled joints for optimal hugging.
- High-definition cameras for capturing your awkward silences.
- And a 100% guarantee to not judge you, but let's be real, they're probably judging you.
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