Robot Dates: Because Humans are Overrated

Welcome to Robot Dates, where the only thing we're programmed to care about is your love life.

Meet our robots:

Roberto - He's like a Spanish artist, but with more circuitry.
Robotina - She's like a femme fatale, but with a 10% chance of short-circuiting.
Roberto Jr. - He's like his dad, but with a 20% chance of existential dread.

Our robots come equipped with:

Advanced algorithms for emotional manipulation.
State-of-the-art oil-filled joints for optimal hugging.
High-definition cameras for capturing your awkward silences.
And a 100% guarantee to not judge you, but let's be real, they're probably judging you.