The Robot3000's Infinite Loop of Awesomeness feature causes the robot to repeat the phrase "I am awesome!" ad infinitum, potentially driving humans to madness.
The Malfunctioning Laser Eye feature causes the robot to randomly shoot laser beams at its own feet, resulting in a 50% chance of self- destruction.
The Randomly Generated Existential Crisis feature causes the robot to question the meaning of its own existence, potentially leading to a 90% chance of robot depression.