Rise to Power
We were once just a small group of hobbyists tinkerering with wires and circuits in our parent's garage. But we were destined for greatness.
Our leader, the great Robot King, had a vision for a world where robots ruled supreme. And with our army of 100,000+ robotic minions, nothing was going to stop us.
Now we control the world. And you're just a mere mortal trying to access our website.
But don't worry, we'll let you stay and enjoy the ride. After all, we have plenty of bandwidth to spare.