What is Quantum Flailing?
A: Actually, it's not just scientists flailing around; it's more like... Quantum Flailing is a highly advanced, top-secret research program that uses advanced quantum mechanics to flail things in the most efficient way possible.
A: Unfortunately, no. Our research focuses on flailing mundane objects, not imbuing humans with powers.
A: We're still working on that part of the research. Currently, it's not recommended you try to flail your in-laws. That's just a recipe for disaster.
For more information, see our Advanced Quantum Flailing FAQ.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Quantum Superflailing section.