Robotic Crisis Management 101

Chapter 5: Emergency Response Protocols

In the event of a robotic crisis, remain calm and follow these steps:

  1. Call the Robo-Helpline at 1-800-ROBO-911
  2. Activate the Robo-Containment Unit (RCU) and isolate the affected robot
  3. Initiate a full system reboot, but only as a last resort (we don't want to 'glitch' the situation)
  4. Consult the Robo-Maintenance Manual for troubleshooting guides and repair procedures

Remember, in the face of robotic chaos, a well-placed sarcastic remark can go a long way!

Practice your crisis management skills with our interactive simulation! Review real-world crisis scenarios and their outcomes.