Welcome, human, to the Robot Safety Guide, because let's face it, you're going to need this eventually. As the robots inevitably take over, you'll want to make sure you're not the first human to get squashed like a bug.
First, let's cover the basics: Robot Hacking: The 101 will get you up and running in no time. Don't worry, it won't hurt (much).
• Don't. Touch. The. Robots. Learn how to talk to them, but don't try to touch them, or you'll lose a limb.
• Keep your valuables close, and your robots closer. Find out why
• Don't. Look. Directly. At. Them. It's just common sense
Now, go forth and robot-ify your life, but don't say we didn't warn you.
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