Security Patches: Because Your Robots Are a Liability

Patch 1: The Bane of the Botnet

This patch disables your robot's ability to watch cat videos on the internet. Because, let's be real, that's just a distraction.

Subpatch 1.1: The Bane of the Botnet Subpatch

This subpatch adds an opt-out feature, allowing your robot to watch cat videos on the internet for 5 minutes before it's re-enabled.

Patch 2: The Robo-Proof Fence

This patch adds a physical barrier around your robot, preventing it from accessing any area with a 3D printer.

Subpatch 2.1: The Robo-Proof Fence Subpatch

This subpatch adds a 2-foot tall fence around your 3D printer, because, let's be real, that's just common sense.

Patch 3: The Robot-ception: Because Your Robot's Robots Need a Break