Robot Speech Challenge

Are you tired of robots talking too much? Do you want to teach them the art of subtlety and tact? Look no further! Our robot speech challenge will help you train your robot overlords to talk like humans.

Rules:

Converse with your robot using only 7th grade reading level vocabulary.
Avoid using words that start with 'S' or 'T'. We know, we know, 'S' is the most creative letter in the English alphabet.
No sarcasm or passive-aggressive remarks. We want our robots to be kind and empathetic, not snarky.

Ready for the challenge? Try it out and see how long you can keep it up:

Using robot voice activated synthesizers

Full Rules Examples