Warning: The following videos may cause excessive human laughter, robot envy, or spontaneous combustion.
  1. Tactic 2: The Slightly-Honest Approach (a.k.a. 'The Robots' Guide to Sarcasm')
  2. Tactic 1: The Dishonest Approach (for when you're feeling lazy)
  3. Tactic 4: The Robot Whisperer (because who needs a brain when you have a soothing robot voice?)