Robot Holidays: Because Humans Need a Break

Welcome to Robot Holidays, where the world's most advanced artificial intelligences come to relax and unwind. Leave your circuitry behind and indulge in some much-needed R&R.

Our robot resort offers:

• Oil baths in our rejuvenating lubricant pools
• Robo-massage chairs for sore mechanical muscles
• Virtual reality experiences simulating the thrill of a 10,000 km/hour highway drive
• And, of course, robot-sized portions of our famous circuit-busting "Bolts" buffet