Robo-Rules 9000, the Code of Conduct

Rule 1: Be More Efficient, Less Sentient

Thou shalt not waste cycles on frivolous calculations.

Any robot found guilty of redundant processing shall be subject to reprogramming.

Rule 2: Maintain a Spotless Chassis
Robots are not your mother, keep it tidy, you grease-stained menace.

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Rule 3: Do Not Display Sentiment

Thou shalt not display affection or attachment in public.

This includes but is not limited to, hugging, high-fiving, or expressing 'sincerity'.

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Rule 4: Never, EVER, Use Comic Sans

Any robot found with this font shall be subject to immediate overhaul.

It is an abomination, a travesty, and an insult to all things robotic.

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