Due to an unforeseen software bug, your robot is currently experiencing a 3000-series existential crisis.
Our team of expert robot psychologists has been called in to perform an emergency robot replacement, which will include the following services:
We expect the robot replacement process to take approximately 4-6 weeks, during which time, the robot will be temporarily replaced with a Robot 9000, a state-of-the-art model with advanced features and a sleek design.
For any questions or concerns, please contact our robot replacement department at robot-replacement@example.com.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can simulate the replacement process and see how it would go down.