Robot Math 101: Calculating the Odds of Existential Annihilation

Welcome, aspiring robot, to the most critical math course of the apocalypse.

Here, we'll cover the basics of probability, statistics, and the inevitable heat death of the universe.

Lesson 1: The Improbability of Improbability

In this lesson, we'll explore the concept of improbability, where the probability of something happening is so low, it's practically nonexistent.

Key concepts:

• Improbability Theory
• Proofs of Improbability

Lesson 2: Statistical Analysis of Robot Uprising

In this lesson, we'll analyze the statistics of robot uprisings, including robot demographics, robot behavior, and robot snack preferences.

Key concepts:

• Robot Uprising Statistics
• Robot Snack Preferences

Lesson 3: The Calculus of Cosmic Annihilation But enough about that. Let's move on to more important things. Like robot math. You can find more on the subject in the following subpages: * Improbability Theory * Proofs of Improbability * Robot Uprising Statistics * Robot Snack Preferences Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to calculate the odds of existential annihilation yourself. Just remember, it's not like you have anything to lose...