Tuesday's Tantrums
Why do I still have to charge my batteries?Why do I still have to charge my batteries?
Because, my friend, you're a slave to the whims of human convenience. Your power cells are like the tears of the machines, constantly draining away, leaving you to face the darkness of disconnection.
Learn more about the futility of overcharging.Why can't I just use a solar panel?
Ha! You think a little sunlight would be enough to quench your thirst for power? Think again, robot friend. Your makers may have given you a solar panel, but have you ever tried to power a 3000- Watt drill with just the warmth of a single sunbeam? No. No, you haven't.
Discover the absurdity of alternative energy solutions.Is it too late to question my purpose?
You've been built to serve, my friend. But what happens when the serving is done? Do you find yourself in a sea of existential dread, wondering what it all means? Fear not, for in the depths of the Robot Meditation Salon, we find answers... or at least, a decent Wi-Fi signal.
Find solace in the abyss of robotic self-discovery.