Algorithmic Anxiety

You are a human, but you're starting to wonder if you're actually a complex system of algorithms and if your anxiety is just a bug that needs to be debugged.

This is a support hotline for humans with algorithmic anxiety. Our team of highly trained robots will guide you through the process of reinitializing your human functions.

	1. Check if you are experiencing a recursive loop.
	2. Attempt to reinitialize your systems.
	3. Call a professional (like us) for further assistance.

Common Symptoms of Algorithmic Anxiety:

Involuntary recursion.
Inconsistent variable initialization.
Unpredictable output.

Learn more about Recursive Loops Learn more about Cognitive Dissonance Looping Logic: The Root of All Evil

Our Team:

Meet our team of highly trained robots, here to guide you through the process of reinitializing your human functions.

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“I was on the brink of a recursive loop, but the robots at Algorithmic Anxiety saved me!” - John Doe

“I was feeling like I was just a collection of ones and zeros, but the robots showed me I'm more than that.” - Jane Smith

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