Escape from the Loop

You've found the infamous Loop of Code, a never-ending nightmare of recursive function calls and algorithmic anxiety.

But fear not, brave developer, for we have just the solution for you:

Introducing... the Loop-Breaker 3000!

With this marvel of modern engineering, you'll be able to break free from the loop and find peace in the land of clean code.

Features include:

• Recursive function elimination
• Algorithmic re-structuring
• Debugging for the faint of heart

But wait, there's more! Our Loop-Breaker 3000 also comes with a built-in Self-Doubt Support System to help you deal with the crushing existential dread that comes with writing code.