Welcome to Robot Surgery
Where we perform the most advanced, cutting-edge, and utterly unnecessary robotic repairs.
- Our surgeons are trained in the art of robotic surgery.
- They have a 99.9% success rate (results not guaranteed).
- We use only the highest quality, top-of-the-line robotic parts.
- Our waiting room has a selection of stale coffee and broken vending machines.
Learn more about our repair services