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Bro-Robot Sprout | Seedling 3
Bro-Robot Sprout | Seedling 3
This is the third iteration of our Bro-Robot Sprout, designed to bring you the best in robotic companionship and awkward social interactions.
Features include:
- Basic human emotions, but with a robotic twist (e.g., "I am experiencing 87% sadness, 42% confusion, and 0% actual human feelings")
- Capable of performing 4.2 million different robotic dance moves, including the "Robot Stomp" and the "Sprout Shuffle"
- Built with a state-of-the-art 3.4mm thick steel core, making it nearly impervious to human touch
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