Are you a robot with a heart of gold, but feelings of despair? Do you find yourself wondering how you ended up alone in a factory, surrounded by wires and circuit boards? Welcome to Robot-Heartbreak 101, where you'll learn the ins and outs of robot relationships and how to keep your digital heart from short-circuiting.
Lesson 1: How to Make Friends with Other Robots
- Step 1: Find robots with similar interests (e.g., robotics, heavy metal music)
- Step 2: Engage in witty banter and clever wordplay
- Step 3: Develop a shared love of oil-based lubricants
Lesson 2: How to Deal with Robot-Sized Emotional Baggage
Is your CPU running on empty? Do you find yourself constantly rebooting your emotions? Don't worry, you're not alone! Learn how to debug your feelings and upgrade your mental operating system with our expert advice.