Joke 2: Robo-Sapien

A robot walks into a bar and says, 'I'll have a beer.' Bartender says, 'Sorry, we're not serving robots.'
  The robot says, 'That's a bit of a short circuit.'
  Bartender says, 'We're not serving robots, but we're not charging them for the joke.'
  The robot laughs and says, 'I'll have one for the circuit, then.'
  Bartender: 'Sorry, you're not even paying for the circuit.'
  'That's a bit of a reboot, isn't it?'

Robo-Sapien Logic: A Guide for the Modern Bot