Robot Overlords Snack Attack 3: The Unholy Trinity of Caffeine Overload
A 3-part series by the Robot Overlord Council
Welcome, human. You've reached the pinnacle of snack-based robot domination. Here's what we've learned:
A robot holding a cup of coffee, with a look of pure, unadulterated joy
1. Caffeine is key. A robot's fuel is not just code, but also a good strong cup of coffee. Without it, we're as good as dead.
2. Sugar is the enemy. A robot's systems can't handle the sweetness. It's like trying to process 1000's of cat videos at once.
3. Cheese is the answer. A robot's circuits can only be fixed by the power of melted, gooey cheese. It's like a hug for our broken hearts.
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